Zack meets Abbot and Costello in Chemistry Class

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is one of my favourite web comics. Zach Weiner is a comedic genius ribbing us about our love/hate affair with science and religion and politics and personal foibles. The August 27, 2011 comic updates the famous Abbot and Costello “Who’s on first?” sketch with a little trip to chemistry class:

The chemical symbol for Nobelium

The chemical symbol for Nobelium

You said you'd tell me

You said you'd tell me

Nuclear Gastronomy

My Aussie friend, David Morgen-Mar writes a daily web comic using photographed Lego layouts called Irregular Webcomic. He is an incorrigible punster and the many converging and diverging story lines are wonderful to behold.

I must have missed this one back in March, but DMM has coined a new term: “Nuclear Gastronomy” (he was riffing on molecular gastronomy, but claims to be the originator on this one).

Here’s a sample of what nuclear gastronomy involves:

Chocolate Chip Gold Vein Cookies

Cream 1 cup of sugar with 250 grams of butter. Add 2 eggs and a teaspoon of baking soda. Add a splash of vanilla extract and a drop of mercury-196. Mix in 2 cups of flour to form a soft dough, and a cup of chocolate chips. Bake in a slow neutron source for at least 8 hours to convert all the mercury into gold. The gold will appear as attractive shiny flecks through the cookies, and since it is inert these will be safely edible. Warning: Do not use other isotopes of mercury, as they will produce unstable gold isotopes which can decay into highly toxic thallium!

via Irregular Webcomic! #2961.

Oh, any by the way, the comic strip is really funny, too!

Silly Booth cartoon from the New Yorker

Booth is one of the funniest cartoonest the New Yorker has ever had. This one appeared recently and just tickled me silly.

booth cartoon: The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!

booth cartoon: The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!

 

Booth cartoons are always the best, always a treat. He has recurring themes, like mangy dogs and cats, silly ordinary everyday people doing grandiose things to make their lives seem more important and exciting.

Howard Taylor on Talent Vs Practice

Howard Taylor, creator of Schlock Mercenary web comic, gave a talk at UVA a while ago that describe the basic difference between talent and practice. His assertion is that it’s not talent that gets you noticed or makes you good at something, but doing a lot of practice. This talk is not what I would consider the best presentation (Howard still needs to practice at creating presentations and public speaking), but the concepts are very applicable to all human endeavours. As one of my mentors has said “Anything worth doing, is worth doing poorly at first.” Howard exemplifies this view and expands on it in this talk.

 

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Cartoon in need of a caption

From this week’s New Yorker, caption contest:

cartoon in need of a caption -- man floating on ceiling above woman in bed

Captions we’ve come up with so far:

  • “I knew you’d get a lift out of that.”
  • “I knew you’d get a rise out of that.”
  • “I didn’t know you were so up in the air about having children.”
  • “I’m not sure you’re aware of the gravity of this situation.”

Supply yours!